tag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:/blogs/lyrics?p=2Lyrics2018-11-27T21:55:00+01:00Farmer Jasonfalsetag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295172018-11-27T21:55:00+01:002018-11-27T21:55:00+01:00LITTLE KITTY<p>1 <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she goes meow meow <br>She goes meow meow she goes meow meow <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she goes meow meow <br>All the live long day </p>
<p>2 <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she has white paws <br>She has white paws she has white paws <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she has white paws <br>Allthe live long day </p>
<p>3 <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she has soft fur <br>She has soft fur she has soft fur <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she has soft fur <br>All the live long day </p>
<p>Bridge: <br>She will start to purr when you scratch her on her head <br>She likes to cuddle up to you when you are in bed </p>
<p>4 <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she jumps so high! <br>She jumps so high she jumps so high! <br>We’ve got a little kitty and she jumps so high! <br>All the live long day</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295162018-11-27T21:54:12+01:002018-11-27T21:54:12+01:00WELL OH WHALE<p>Chorus <br>Well oh whale it’s a whale whale whale <br>To always amaze us she will never fail <br>She could throw a party on her giant tale <br>Well oh whale it’s a whale whale whale </p>
<p>1) <br>Across the seven seas she can choose to roam <br>She can swim a thousand miles and never leave her home <br>She has a group of friends that are called a pod <br>They have their own radar they are really mod </p>
<p>2) <br>She may look like a fish, and live in the water <br>But she’s more related to a walrus or an otter <br>She breathes in and out through a hole atop her head <br>She doesn’t have fish gills she has lungs instead </p>
<p>3) <br>She’s the biggest creature living on the Earth <br>100 feet long and 20 feet of girth <br>She’s a good friend and the perfect mommy <br>She’s not afraid of anything even a tsumami!</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295152018-11-27T21:53:19+01:002018-11-27T21:53:19+01:00THE FOREST OH <p>You wake up in the morning the TV doesn’t work <br>Your waffles are so cold and the dog has gone berserk <br>Your babysitter asks you “What should we do today?” <br>Well here’s a little tip, here’s something you can say </p>
<p>Chorus: <br>The forest oh is just the place to go <br>When you’re feeling blue and you’re wondering what to do <br>The forest oh is just the place to go <br>I can tell you true it will be good for you </p>
<p>You may find a gnarly 100-year-old tree <br>Or see a herd of deer a running gracefully <br>The forest may be far away or in your own backyard <br>Come on come along it really isn’t hard </p>
<p>There are lots of places all across the land <br>To discover nature and to understand <br>Let us go exploring and see what we will find <br>Exercise your muscles and educate your mind</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295142018-11-27T21:52:31+01:002018-11-27T21:52:31+01:00PUNK ROCK SKUNK<p>Running down the highway running down the line <br>I’m a running wide open and I am really feeling fine <br>With an amplifier and a crummy old guitar <br>I’m a rock ‘n’ roller and I’m going to be a star </p>
<p>Chorus: </p>
<p>I’m a punk I’m a punk <br>I’m a punk I’m a punk I’m a punk rock skunk <br>I’m a punk I’m a punk <br>I’m a punk I’m a punk I’m a punk rock skunk </p>
<p>I have a leather jacket, my jeans are full of holes <br>If I lived in England I would be on the dole <br>Today I told a barber I wanted a Mohawk <br>He was so freaked out he couldn’t even talk </p>
<p>So if you see me coming you don’t have to run <br>I may be kind of crazy but I’m really rather fun <br>And if I smell a little, well just get over it <br>Lots of singers smell and they end up with a hit</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295132018-11-27T21:51:50+01:002018-11-27T21:51:50+01:00ODE TO A TOAD<p>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad <br>He has bumpy skin that looks like a gravel road <br>When he puffs his cheeks out he looks like he’ll explode <br>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad </p>
<p>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad <br>A little mound of mud is his humble abode <br>With his sticky tongue he can catch bugs by the load <br>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad </p>
<p>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad <br>Though he’s always wet he never will corrode <br>Be sure to drive around him if he’s hopping down the road <br>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad </p>
<p>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad <br>As a tadpole he lived where the river flowed <br>His funny tail vanished as his legs were growed <br>Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295122018-11-27T21:51:09+01:002018-11-27T21:51:09+01:00MRS MOUSE<p>Mrs. Mouse has a house in the forest deep <br>With her kids safely hid she may get some sleep <br>In her house Mrs. Mouse is happy and serene <br>Every day she will say “Let us keep it clean.” </p>
<p>Mrs. Mouse has a house lovely as can be <br>Boy oh boy it’s a joy to see her family <br>In her house Mrs. Mouse keeps a tidy place <br>Everything is so clean and full of quiet grace</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295112018-11-27T21:50:25+01:002018-11-27T21:50:25+01:00FOREST RHYMES<p>Out in the forest what do you see <br>Looking at you and looking at me? <br>It has brown hair and rhymes with cheer <br>Goodness I think it’s a deer <br>It’s a deer </p>
<p>CHORUS: </p>
<p>Rhyming is so fun to do, go ahead and try <br>Play a game with words and you can let your spirits fly </p>
<p>Out in the forest what do you see <br>Running up in the branches nimbly? <br>It buries nuts and rhymes with girl <br>Goodness I think it’s a squirrel <br>It’s a squirrel </p>
<p>Out in the forest what do you see <br>Hissing at you and a hissing at me? <br>It’s long and black and rhymes with bake <br>Goodness I think it’s a snake <br>It’s a snake </p>
<p>Out in the forest what do you see <br>Singing to you and a singing to me? <br>He plays guitar and rhymes with mason <br>Goodness it’s a Farmer Jason <br>It’s a Farmer Jason</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295102018-11-27T21:49:19+01:002018-11-27T21:49:19+01:00HE’S A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE <p>He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose <br>He has a black mustache and his name is Bruce <br>He likes to rock ‘n’ roll, he’s a real cool cat <br>He says “I’m looking for adventure, do you know where it’s at?” </p>
<p>He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose <br>He’s been a hit with the ladies since he was a papoose <br>He can really swing, he likes to boogie on down <br>Everybody wants to be his buddy all over town </p>
<p>He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose <br>He has a wild hairdo shimmering with mousse <br>He’s a fashion king, he’s turning every head <br>He’s really going places, going to knock ’em dead</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295092018-11-27T21:48:40+01:002018-11-27T21:48:40+01:00ARROWHEAD <p>Arrowhead, arrowhead buried in the ground <br>Many years you’ve been there waiting to be found <br>Long ago a Shawnee brave shot you from his bow <br>On the end of an arrow through the air you’d go </p>
<p>Everything was different in those olden days <br>The Shawnee lived off of the land and planted fields of maize <br>They’d wander through the forest among the giant trees <br>The arrowhead might’ve been made by one of those Shawnee </p>
<p>This arrowhead might’ve helped to feed a family <br>Or keep them safe from danger or keep them proud and free <br>Now we hold it in our hands the stories it could tell <br>If we just will listen and learn its lessons well</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295072018-11-27T21:47:12+01:002018-11-27T21:47:12+01:00AN OPOSSUM IN A POCKET <p>There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it <br>Because that opossum is a living large <br>She’s just a riding there with her spiked-up hair <br>Giving orders and a taking charge <br>There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it <br>When you see her in her momma’s pouch <br>It’s like a limousine looking low and lean <br>Like Elvis on a velvet couch </p>
<p>There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it <br>You have to say it’s pretty rad <br>And if Hollywood figures out it’s good <br>It might even become a fad <br>There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it <br>She really has a right to brag <br>That baby opossum has a pretty good gig <br>Hanging out in a fuzzy bag </p>
<p>Bridge: <br>There’s an opossum in a pocket <br>Like a diamond in a locket, LET’S ROCK IT! </p>
<p>There’s an opossum in a pocket and she really likes to rock it <br>Yea she really likes living there <br>And if someone sneers and says it’s kind of weird <br>That little opossum doesn’t seem to care <br>There’s an opossum in a pocket and she’s really going to sock it to you <br>She’s going to blow your mind <br>She’s on easy street yea she’s got life beat <br>Living large and a feeling fine</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295022018-11-27T21:42:02+01:002018-11-27T21:42:02+01:00BAYOU BOOGIE <p>1) <br>Down the Mississippi where the alligators go <br>There’s a crazy swamp where the muddy water flows <br>You might hear a fiddle or a concertina too <br>Everybody’s dancing underneath the moon </p>
<p>Chorus: <br>Doing the bayou boogie <br>Doing the bayou boogie <br>In the muddy swamp where the alligators go <br>They do the bayou boogie </p>
<p>2) <br>In Louisiana where Cajuns like to live <br>Music is alive and people love to give <br>Bugs are in the air, you can listen to them buzz <br>The water’s full of life and the trees are full of fuzz </p>
<p>Doing the bayou boogie <br>Doing the bayou boogie <br>In the muddy swamp where the alligators go <br>They do the bayou boogie </p>
<p>3) <br>The bayou is alive with animals galore <br>When you think you’ve seen them all there are many more <br>Black bears, brown bats, crawdads too <br>Dancing in the moonlight and kicking off their shoes </p>
<p>Doing the bayou boogie <br>Doing the bayou boogie <br>In the muddy swamp where the alligators go <br>They do the bayou boogie</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295052018-11-27T21:41:53+01:002018-11-27T21:41:53+01:00CORNY CORN <p>1 <br>First we have to plow the field make the furrow straight <br>Put the seed into the ground then we’ll have to wait <br>For the rain to fall on down then the seed will grow <br>Little leaves will pop right up green and all aglow </p>
<p>Lets get planting that corny corn <br>Lets get planting that corn <br>Lets get planting that corny corn <br>Lets get planting that corn </p>
<p>2 <br>Then we have to hoe the corn make the row so clean <br>We can use a garden hoe or an old machine <br>As the summer rolls along it will get so high <br>Reaching with its tassel top up into the sky </p>
<p>Lets get hoeing that corny corn <br>Lets get hoeing that corn <br>Lets get hoeing that corny corn <br>Lets get hoeing that corn <br>Lets get planting that corny corn <br>Lets get planting that corn <br>Lets get planting that corny corn <br>Lets get planting that corn </p>
<p>3 <br>Later in the autumn time when the air is cold <br>And the pumpkins they look like big old balls of gold <br>We will pick the corn and throw it in the wagon <br>Then the wagon’s tongue will surely be a waggin’ </p>
<p>Lets get picking that corn corn <br>Lets get picking that corn <br>Lets get picking that corny corn <br>Lets get picking that corn <br>Lets get hoeing that corny corn <br>Lets get hoeing that corn <br>Lets get hoeing that corny corn <br>Lets get hoeing that corn <br>Lets get planting that corny corn <br>Lets get planting that corn <br>Lets get planting that corny corn <br>Lets get planting that corn</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295042018-11-27T21:40:48+01:002018-11-27T21:40:48+01:00HEY LITTLE LAMB <p>1 <br>Hey little lamb and how are you today <br>Bah bah bah is what you have to say <br>Hey little lamb there’s a twinkle in your eye <br>You’re as sweet and bright as the clear blue sky </p>
<p>2 <br>Hey little lamb there’s a smile on your face <br>Running ‘round the field and all around the place <br>Hey little lamb with your wool as white as snow <br>You jump into the air all a go go go! </p>
<p>3 <br>Hey little lamb how can you be so cute <br>Its nice of you to give your wool to make a suit <br>Hey little lamb you’re as happy as can be <br>All you need is grass and your sweet mommy</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295032018-11-27T21:39:59+01:002018-11-27T21:39:59+01:00SUNDOWN ON THE FARM <p>1 <br>Its sundown on the farm and its time to go to bed <br>The chickens are a roosting the pony has been fed <br>The fire in the fireplace is glowing and so warm <br>The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm <br>The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm </p>
<p>2 <br>Its sundown on the farm and the stars are coming out <br>The fog it is a rising the light is going out <br>We must go to bed now safe from every harm <br>The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm <br>The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm </p>
<p>Bridge: <br>Now my little ones you can pull the covers up <br>Say good night to momma and drink your sippy cups <br>Your pony and your chickens are safe and fast asleep <br>I pray the lord your little hearts he will safely keep </p>
<p>3 <br>Its sundown on the farm and the frogs out on the pond <br>Are croaking to each other the news and going ons <br>The pony is a stamping the cow is in the barn <br>The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm <br>The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295012018-11-27T21:37:48+01:002018-11-27T21:37:48+01:00THE MOOSE LIVES WHERE? <p>1) <br>The moose likes to live where the water runs cold <br>Like Montana or Minnesota <br>He can stand all day in the clear blue lake <br>Eating water plants like its no mistake <br>How he loves to be wandering free <br>Out among the trees so tall </p>
<p>2) <br>The moose likes to live where the winds blow cold <br>Like up in Maine or Manitoba <br>It has antlers that are six feet wide <br>When he bellows his call he is filled with pride <br>How he loves to be wandering free <br>Out among the trees so tall </p>
<p>3) <br>The moose likes to live where the weather is cold <br>Like Norway near Oslo <br>See him standing tall in the morning sun <br>Or munching on plants when the day is done <br>How he loves to be wandering free <br>Out among the trees so tall</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55294992018-11-27T21:37:03+01:002018-11-27T21:37:03+01:00SANTA DROVE A BIG JOHN DEERE<p>1) <br>I heard a big rumble I heard a big roar <br>Last year’s Christmas Eve <br>So I threw on a jacket and opened the door <br>And this is what I did see (gee!) </p>
<p>Chorus: <br>Santa drove a big John Deere <br>Santa drove a big John Deere <br>Singing ho ho ho as he shifted gear <br>Santa drove a big John Deere </p>
<p>2) <br>The reindeer they just rode along <br>Drinking some hot chocolate <br>Sitting on the sleigh and singing a song <br>About the gifts they got (lots!) </p>
<p>3) <br>The snow drifts stood ten feet two <br>But they didn’t stop Saint Nick <br>The tractor could plow right through <br>The drifting snow so quick (slick!) </p>
<p>Saying ho ho ho <br>Plowing through the snow <br>Let the John Deere go</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55295002018-11-27T21:36:54+01:002018-11-27T21:36:54+01:00THE ANIMALS SANG <p>1) <br>Here’s a story I was told <br>About a Christmas long ago <br>When Jesus came into this world <br>Like any other boy or girl </p>
<p>2) <br>Animals were gathered round <br>Where a light was shining down <br>By a manger through the night <br>Their voices sang about the light </p>
<p>Chorus: <br>The animals they all did sing <br>It was the world’s first caroling <br>They sang together full of grace <br>While the light shown on their face </p>
<p>3) <br>Angels joined from up above <br>Their harmonies filled with love <br>A smile grew on Jesus’s face <br>The barn became a holy place </p>
<p>4) <br>Their voices rang so pure and true <br>The cow, the sheep, and donkey too <br>I for one I do believe <br>This happened that first Christmas Eve</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55294952018-11-27T21:34:57+01:002018-11-27T21:34:57+01:00CHRISTMAS ON THE FARM <p>1) <br>It’s Christmas on the farm <br>Christmas on the farm <br>Snow is a falling on the fields and barn <br>It’s Christmas on the farm <br>Christmas on the farm <br>Eggnog and a cookie <br>Won’t do us any harm </p>
<p>2) <br>It’s Christmas on the farm <br>Christmas on the farm <br>A candle is a burning in the window warm <br>It’s Christmas on the farm <br>Christmas on the farm <br>The tree is decorated <br>Sharing all its charms </p>
<p>3) <br>It’s Christmas on the farm <br>Christmas on the farm <br>You can see the pony’s breath in the frosty morn <br>It’s Christmas on the farm, Christmas on the farm <br>The smoke is a rising from the chimney warm </p>
<p>4) <br>It’s Christmas on the farm <br>Christmas on the farm <br>The dog and the kitty will want to get along <br>It’s Christmas on the farm <br>Christmas on the farm <br>The Guitar Pickin’ Chicken is pickin’ out a song</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55294982018-11-27T21:34:27+01:002018-11-27T21:34:27+01:00EAT YOUR FRUITCAKE <p>1) <br>My name is Farmer Jason I come from Tennessee <br>And during these Holidays please listen now to me <br>Eat your fruitcake <br>Eat your fruitcake <br>Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash <br>If we keep on doing this our landfills will not last <br>Eat your fruitcake <br>Eat your fruitcake </p>
<p>2) <br>This song is almost over so listen carefully <br>If you eat your fruitcake you will be set free <br>Eat your fruitcake <br>Eat your fruitcake <br>Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash <br>If we keep on doing this our landfills will not last <br>Eat your fruitcake <br>Eat your fruitcake</p>Farmer Jasontag:www.farmerjason.com,2005:Post/55294942018-11-27T21:31:09+01:002018-11-27T21:31:09+01:00ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A PUNK ROCK SKUNK <p>1) <br>What do I want for Christmas? It isn’t hard to tell <br>He’s easy on the ears A little harder on the smell <br>With an amp and a guitar that he just learned to play <br>Sneering out a melody that’s gonna make your day </p>
<p>CHORUS <br>Dear Old Santa I don’t need a bunch of junk <br>A twangy pterodactyl or a fox who brings the funk <br>A classical chameleon will only go kerplunk <br>All I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas <br>Is a punk rock skunk </p>
<p>2) <br>My friends will be so jealous when they see my new pet <br>Hey, ho, let’s go get a checkup at the vet <br>White Mohawk and a ripped t-shirt <br>Call him Johnny Rotten Eggs at his concert </p>
<p>BRIDGE <br>A piggie singing pop? <br>Someone make him stop! <br>A jaybird singing jazz? <br>My skunk has more pizazz! <br>A country singing croc? <br>No, this skunk can really rock! </p>
<p>A hip-hop hippo? <br>Well, actually, that’d be really cool <br>But I’d have to bath him in a swimming pool <br>Hippos have a lot of charm <br>But they’re too big for my little farm <br>And how would Santa get him on his sleigh? <br>Better stick to plan S-K-U-N-K!</p>Farmer Jason