Whoa There Pony!
[Jason Ringenberg]

Chorus
Whoa there pony! Please don’t run too fast
I’m hanging on and bouncing up here on your back
Whoa there pony! Please don’t run too fast
If you keep a galloping my courage will not last

1
I thought that it was such a nice day to take a ride
Out into the wood into the countryside
I climbed atop my pony and tapped her on her belly
Now I’m bouncing up and down like a bowl of jelly

2
How could I ever get into such a pickle
How could I ever know that pony was so fickle
I thought that she would like to take a walk kind of easy
Now she’s running so fast my stomach’s getting queasy

3
The way that pony hung her head I thought that she was tired
Now she’s jumping in the air excited and inspired
Next time I get the urge to ride inside my head
I think I will just get up on my bicycle instead