He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose
He has a black mustache and his name is Bruce
He likes to rock ‘n’ roll, he’s a real cool cat
He says “I’m looking for adventure, do you know where it’s at?”
He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose
He’s been a hit with the ladies since he was a papoose
He can really swing, he likes to boogie on down
Everybody wants to be his buddy all over town
He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose
He has a wild hairdo shimmering with mousse
He’s a fashion king, he’s turning every head
He’s really going places, going to knock ’em dead